Thursday, 14 October 2010

Gems from Jemma

I have a friend called Jemma who can be funny in ways she doesn't even realise and, bless, she came out with some great gems today:

Jemma: "Right, Andy. If something isn't real, what is it? Real?"

[After somebody took empty chairs] Jemma: "I'm off to get them chairs back"
 Me: "Why? We don't need them"
Jemma: "Pfft. They are ours"


Just an insight into my fucked up world.

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